The Commonwealth of New Kazistinlan is a colossal, safe nation, remarkable for its digital currency, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed population of 8.731 billion New Kazistinlanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kingston. The average income tax rate is 83.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming New Kazistinlanian economy, worth 851 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 97,565 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Ambitious "businessmen" use their children to sell and advertise their products, the nation's universities are often mistaken for foreign embassies, primetime re-runs of The Black and White Minstrel Show are a critical hit, and the nation is infamous for its mass graves of discarded robots. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Kazistinlan's national animal is the tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

New Kazistinlan is ranked 9,685^th in the world and 8^th in Sophia for Safest, scoring 121.51 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.